Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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