Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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