Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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