Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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