Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Randomize
