Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
the day after is always just damage control
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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