The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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