Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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