brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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