their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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