I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
We are two peas in an std pod
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
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