what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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