I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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