I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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