Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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