i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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