Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Randomize
