Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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