sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
My dick has a subreddit
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
