We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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