i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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