Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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