I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
He literally asked permission to hit on me
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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