After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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