I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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