Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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