Sponge bath it is.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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