i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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