i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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