Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
My vagina just clenched in fear
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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