Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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