is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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