Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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