ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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