drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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