i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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