just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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