We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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