my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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