This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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