The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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