Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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