i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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