I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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