Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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