She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
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