hotel room ftw
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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