Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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