I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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