Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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